Stuck in the cast room all day working on designs
What are your top beauty tips?
Start out perfect and don’t change a thing. Always accentuate your best features by pointing at them. And conceal your flaws by sucker punching anyone who has the audacity to mention them.
Never too old to learn from the Muppets.
“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.” - Miss Piggy
(Source: thegirlwiththepoppedcollar, via allthingscrazy)
cyanide and happiness
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I wish my whole vocab was as great as this line
Saw this on a door at work.
# the lights are agog # the ceiling’s aghast # is the desk drawer in love at last?
need to reblog this again for those tags
the potted plant saw it coming.