a dance is like a conversation, except you never need to make a sound
“Your hair is red. That’s my second favourite colour.”
“What’s your first favourite colour?”
“Is that technically a colour though?”
“It is if I say so. I control words, they don’t control me. Now I imagine you want to touch my muscles. You may want to use both hands, they’re quite large.”
Hardcore jacket porn.
you know you’ve been on tumblr too long when you see this as fem!doctor, fem!sherlock, fem!suit dean winchester, and fem!jack harkness
accurate post is accurate ^^
Apparently you can’t have problems if you’re not a starving African child.
Apparently you can’t have problems if your parents are still together.
Apparently you can’t have problems if you’re a white girl
or if you’re a heterosexual male
Apparently you can’t have problems if you get good grades.
Apparently you can’t have problems unless someone else justifies them.
This girl was secretly a Super like the Incredibles. Her power was Babysitting.
I have this headcanon that after they wiped her memory of Jack Jack’s ‘episode’ Rick Dicker decided to train her to become a special babysitter for supers because for all the chaos in the room and how frazzled she was in the end, Kari still kept the situation relatively under control.
Kari trained Phil Coulson. That’s why he’s so damn good at handling the Avengers.
so my sister just walks in (she’s 14) and was like hey ryan you wanna go to the Tony Awards and i was like oh sure i’ll go to your school tribute thing and she was like no the real thing so I guess i’m going somehow I dont know who got killed but she has tickets
Affair with the handkerchief.
If you’re doing laundry at midnight in the basement of your building and you’re SURE that no one is going to come down and hear you singing “And Eve Was Weak,” you’re wrong. They will come. And they will look at you like you are insane.